Eternally Giving Up The Ghost

:I

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:55:10 GMT

It was at this point that our hero began to get a little annoyed

Angry/Tired

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:47:01 GMT

The Inside Of My Braincase Is a Horrible Place To Be

General Quarentine

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:22:59 GMT

Seems I caught the flu. My cousin had initial signs of it, but I thought they were still premature enough that they wouldn't be able to affect me. I was wrong. After 17 hours sleep and multiple pills, i'm feeling a little better, but It would be best if people don't get in physical contact with me for a good minute. Until late tonight, I'm bed ridden.

I'll make a happier post about the holiday later.

When that melting yellow moon starts to run down your shoulder

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:00:37 GMT

there's a blur drizzle down the plateglass
as a neon swizzle stick stirrin up the sultry night air
and a yellow biscuit of a buttery cue ball moon
rollin' maverick across an obsidian sky
as the busses go groanin' and wheezin',
down on the corner I'm freezin';
on a restless boulevard at a midnight road
I'm across town from EASY STREET
with the tight knots of moviegoers and out of towners
on the stroll
and the buildings towering high above
lit like dominoes or black dice
all the used car salesmen dressed up in
Purina Checkerboard slacks
and Foster Grant wrap-around,
pacing in front of EARL SCHLEIB
$39.95 merchandise
like barkers at a shootin' gallery
they throw out kind of a Texas Guinan routine
"Hello sucker, we like your money
just as well as anybody else's here"
or they give you the P.T. Barnum bit
"There's a sucker born every minute
you just happened to be comin' along at the right time"
come over here now
you know... all the harlequin sailors are on the stroll
in a search of "LIKE NEW," "NEW PAINT,"
decent factory air and AM-FM dreams
and the piss yellow gypsy cabs
stacked up in the taxi zones waitin' like
pinball machines
to be ticking off a joy ride to a magical place
waitin' in line like "truckers welcome" diners
with dirt lots full of
Peterbilts, Kenworths, Jimmy's and the like, and
they're hiballin' with bankrupt brakes, over driven
under paid, over fed, a day late and a dollar short
but Christ I got my lips around a bottle and
my foot on the throttle and I'm standin' on the corner
standin' on the corner like a "just in town"
jasper, on a street corner with a gasper lookin
' for some kind of Cheshire billboard grin
stroking a goateed chin, and using parking meters
as walking sticks on the inebriated stroll
with my eyelids propped open at half mast
but you know... over at Chubb's Pool Hall and Snooker
it was a nickle after two, yea it was a nickle after two
and in the cobalt steel blue dream smoke, it
was the radio that groaned out the hit parade
and the chalk squeaked, the floorboards creaked
and an Olympia sign winked through a torn yellow
shade, old Jack Chance himself leanin' up against
a Wurlitzer and eyeballin' out a 5 ball combination shot
impossible you say? ...hard to believe?, perhaps
out of the realm of possibility? naaaa
he be stretchin' out long tawny fingers out across a
cool green felt with a provocative golden gate
and a full table railshot that's no sweat and I leaned
up against my bannister and wandered over to the
Wurlitzer and I punched A-2 I was lookin' for
something like Wine, Wine, Wine by the Night Caps
starring Chuck E. Weiss or High Blood Pressure
by George (cryin' in the streets) Perkins - no dice
"that's life," that's what all the people say ridin' high
in April, seriously shot down in May, but I know I'm
gonna change that tune when I'm standing underneath
a buttery moon that's all melted off to one side
It was just about that time that the sun
came crawlin' yellow out of a manhole
at the foot of 23rd Street
and a dracula moon in a black disguise
was making its way back to its
pre-paid room at the St. Moritz Hotel (scat)
and the El train came tumbling across the trestles and it sounded
like the ghost of Gene Krupa
with an overhead cam and glasspacks
and the whispering brushes of wet radials
on a wet pavement and there's a
traffic jam session on Belmont tonight
and the rhapsody of the pending
evening, I leaned up against
my bannister and I've been looking
for some kind of an emotional
investment with romantic dividends
kind of a physical negociation
is underway
as I attempt to consolidate all my
missed weekly payments, into
one-low-monthly payment
through the nose
with romantic residuals and leg akimbo
but the chances are more than likely I'll probably
be held over for another smashed weekend

~Tom Waits~

The only reason why nintendo still manages to stay aloft

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:56:49 GMT

Dear lord.

DEAR LORD.

I want this game so bad.

Man...!

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:00:40 GMT

Why does today suck so bad?

::Checks the date:: Oooooooooh. Right.

Also, BAHAMADIA DID A SONG WITH M'FLO?!? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?

Edit

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:31:08 GMT

Free coffee though.

http://www.gamerhotline.com/free-sample-of-dunkin-donuts-coffee/

Food for Though

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:42:24 GMT

Having, somehow, fallen into the entertainment industry, I often wonder why so many ads I come across are nothing more than mind numbing or simply idiotic. Or why most articles of "modern entertainment" all try to do the same thing as everyone else for the simple reason of, by playing by the numbers, one of them will be successful and just maybe it'll be this one.

Then I came across this. It's long, but it's worth a read if you have a spare 30 minutes.

http://kotaku.com/5395084/can-videogames-be-our-friends

Check it out.

Haha! Oh shit...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:57:33 GMT

It's Not a Good Day to Be a GPS Manufacturer
http://gizmodo.com/5391911/its-not-a-good-day-to-be-a-gps-manufacturer

Sing it with me now kids. "...and the times, they are, a changin'".

Oh god. Just....Stop it.

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:37:38 GMT

Seriously. Just....STOP IT!

Marge Simpson is going to be on the cover of Playboy on Oct. 16, and I don't know whether to laugh, puke, subscribe, or shake my head in utter dismay. What I do know is that this is proof the magazine industry as a whole, and the formerly dignified adult magazine industry in particular, has lost it. And I think it means The Simpsons has finally officially jumped the shark, too. (Confession: I have the first 8 or 9 seasons committed to memory, but I haven't watched it in years.) [SF Gate]

W...why do you do things like this to me? Why? Stop it. SERIOUSLY. No more.

Remember When Cartoon Network Wasn't Diseased?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 06:56:12 GMT

Because I really miss those days. Like, a lot.

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:17:41 GMT

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Oh god, I lol'd for hours.

Ah...::Wipes tear away:: I really am a simple creature.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:44:23 GMT

But that's why it's only meant for some of us.

Aww Snap.

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:58:10 GMT

Eddie Izzard is coming back to boston!

::Goes to buy tickets::

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 23:20:52 GMT

Ah...

Hmm...

...Right.

Okay so...for tomorrow. If it's raining hardcore, don't come. Right now, I'm, playing it by ear. I'm still gonna cook and get everything prepped and ready, just incase it's like July 4th where it was supposed to rain but was really nice. But seriously, if it sucks outside, don't brave the weather. If I can't cook with fire, then the whole things' kind of a bust anyway.

So yeah...

mondays...

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:55:46 GMT

Were off to a good start. I'm currently stranded at newton center's t stop, screaming child at my right, angry mob at my left, wet sun soaking everything in disgusting as the mbta scrambles to accommodate people since they've shut the trains off.

The commuter fail strikes again

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:52:39 GMT

::Wrings hands together:: Rape Time Begins AGAIN!!!!

Oh god.

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:36:27 GMT

Me in 2 weeks.

Also, Arakune is chapping my ass. WHY ARE YOUR ATTACKS SO SLOW! BE MORE LIKE FAUST!

YMCK WAS AT KATSUCON?!?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:17:38 GMT

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?!?

So then, let's take a look at the day.

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:22:55 GMT

Farrah Fawcett dies
Micheal Jackson dies
Not less than 24 hours ago, Ed McMahon dies
Japan is having eroge artists literally committing suicide by the new ban on "extreme pornography" that's rolling through that country
EA eats bestheda eats zenimax eats id software. I swear, it's like weird fishes.
Bioware and Mythic try to eat each other and accidently form voltron
At the beginning of the week, Jammie Thomas-Rasset's was found guilty by a jury of her peers and now owes the RIAA 1.92 million dollars. That's $80,000 dollars per song downloaded.
And to top it off, Tiger woods lost to fucking Jimmy Kimmel in Tiger woods '10.

The movie 2012 is not looking that farfetched anymore.

One Piece is the Best Fucking Show Ever

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:59:09 GMT

If I didn't know what was next, I would be in tears.

And Then...

Fri, 29 May 2009 01:34:08 GMT

Everyone cosplayed Yoko even more.

Behold...

Thu, 21 May 2009 04:39:53 GMT

The Tower of Babel.

This Is The World I Want

Wed, 20 May 2009 01:03:32 GMT

First one to give it to me wins the war.

I Give America Another 3 Years

Tue, 19 May 2009 23:09:39 GMT

This is how I feel every time I watch the news. The only reason why I can stomach the daily show is because it feels like a voice of reason amongst retardation that is modern media. But even then, I watch the segment on the car dealers and can't help but throw my arms up in negative exclimation. I mean seriously, what the hell. Why do people think it's okay to run their business like this? Why are corporations so eager to fuck people?

I'll give it until the end of Obama's presidency. He's try, but not much has happened yet. People are still dumb, companies are still fucking their employees, there's no more happy medium, Only extremes.

It makes me long for a more romantic time. One where I could travel the world with a Katana on my hip and a desert eagle on my breast, looking for adventure in between meals.